Cult News


Finally Updated

Yeah. Well it has been a long while since the site has been updated. But keep in mind that there have been many more *ahem* projects taking up our time. One task we are still working at is world domination - very close, but not quite there yet.


Interesting Email

Somebody with obviously too much time sent us this email.
                                FROM     Satan
 SENT      Sunday, 7:06am       TO       Number4@FairviewCult.com
 RECEIVED  Sunday, 7:06am       SUBJECT  Keep going.
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  To All Of The Numbers,

  I lust over your web page; it's simply marvelous.  Keep up the
  good work.  When ever you have a problem, just go to sleep and
  I'll drip thoughts into your head.  I  look  forward to seeing
  your new web site, if  you  only knew the joy you bring to the
  world. Things will always seem different in the
  mirror.

  Satan
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Okay, first of all, whoever played this joke, I must congratulate you. Even I couldn't send a message to Number4@fairviewcult.com on Sunday. The server crashed on Friday and I had to travel out to fix it. What I'm even more impressed with is as soon as I reformated and recreated my email address, Number4@FairviewCult.com, the message popped up as an "old" message. Also, 7:06...very cute, 6:66.
Oh yeah, and big deal, you know that there is a crack above my bed and water leaks on me on rainy nights. As for the mirror, I'm really lost on your meaning. If you were really Satan, or any one intelligent for that matter, wouldn't you say something intelligible? People, don't send mail pretending to be Satan. It's funny the first time, it's funny the second time, but it's really lame the third time. And people, if you are going to mail pranks, please make them funny. I do print them too, so make sure to spell words right and what not.

Legal Battles

The FCAFC (Family Council Against the Fairview Cult) is trying to take down the Fairview Cult on a new front. The FCAFC layers have sent numerous letters threatening us with a class action suit, involving all of the people who we sent "obscene" mail to, under Part 15(a) of US Postal Regulations. They are suing us to pay $150 dollars in punitive damages to all twenty five parents who were sent the mail. We know this is absurd, they know this is absurd, but we will still have to fight this in court. And, to fight this, we need to pay our lawers. Please help by supporting us. Email LegalFund@FairviewCult.com if you are interested in making a donation.