Okay, first of all, whoever played this joke, I must congratulate you.
Even I couldn't send a message to Number4@fairviewcult.com
on Sunday. The server crashed on Friday and I had to travel out to
fix it. What I'm even more impressed with is as soon as I reformated
and recreated my email address, Number4@FairviewCult.com, the message
popped up as an "old" message. Also, 7:06...very cute, 6:66.
Finally Updated
Yeah. Well it has been a long while since the site has been
updated. But keep in mind that there have been many more
*ahem* projects taking up our time. One task we are still
working at is world domination - very close, but not quite
there yet.
Interesting Email
Somebody with obviously too much time sent us this email.
FROM Satan
SENT Sunday, 7:06am TO Number4@FairviewCult.com
RECEIVED Sunday, 7:06am SUBJECT Keep going.
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To All Of The Numbers,
I lust over your web page; it's simply marvelous. Keep up the
good work. When ever you have a problem, just go to sleep and
I'll drip thoughts into your head. I look forward to seeing
your new web site, if you only knew the joy you bring to the
world. Things will always seem different in the
mirror.
Satan
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Oh yeah, and big deal, you know that there is a crack above
my bed and water leaks on me on rainy nights. As for the mirror,
I'm really lost on your meaning. If you were really Satan, or any
one intelligent for that matter, wouldn't you say something intelligible?
People, don't send mail pretending to be Satan. It's funny the first
time, it's funny the second time, but it's really lame the third time.
And people, if you are going to mail pranks, please make them funny. I
do print them too, so make sure to spell words right and what not.
Legal Battles
The FCAFC (Family Council Against
the Fairview Cult) is trying to take down the Fairview Cult on a new
front. The FCAFC layers have sent numerous letters threatening us with a
class action suit, involving all of the people who we sent "obscene"
mail to, under Part 15(a) of US Postal Regulations. They are suing us to
pay $150 dollars in punitive damages to all twenty five parents who
were sent the mail. We know this is absurd, they know this is absurd, but
we will still have to fight this in court. And, to fight this, we need
to pay our lawers. Please help by supporting us. Email LegalFund@FairviewCult.com if
you are interested in making a donation.