Fairview Paper The shocking inside story

I proclaimed my Idea at lunch that I would make a school newspaper, Everyone at my table seemed less then excited. I felt that they didn't believe me, especially with my sad attempt on creating a Suburban Mafia, (we care program) and my completely failed attempt to take over the world. So the following day I proved it to them showing them the first Fairview Paper (it was about captain crunch was a racist). Then one member of my table saw it, he thought it was a good idea and he wanted to do one. I told him we should look like were enemies so that way our rival papers would grow attention from each other. He called his the Fairview News (Which brought you the Fairview Ski Ball team coverage, and The Fairview Wrestling Federation, and Slacker of the Month.) He made about three issues before all the teachers knew that he was doing it even though he went under the name Robert Fripp, from there on in he couldn't say anything controversial, and till this day that's how it is, he even needed to get help from other friends, to fill up his paper, with ideas that were teacher friendly, especially now because a teacher was helping him fund the News. I on the other hand with the name Bobby Ferguson was not suspected of anything even some of my friends weren't sure if I wrote it, and my motto was "Give me any letter and I'll print it". So I did, more and more everyday I would push it a little more further jokingly supporting communism, suicide, and dropping out of school, nothing happened except I was getting hate mail which was pretty fun. My accomplishments that came out of it though was the attention I oh so desired, having people hear my ridicule which is top notch stuff, supporting Fairview's local music scene (Transloot, 440, Orph, Whiz Kids, Bill Murrry, Acoustic Now, and SDWB) raising attention for Crazy Kurt+ other local oddities, and the Fairview Cult . As more Fairview Papers were made the popularity grew then died. As I tried for different ways to make it more interesting along with my fellow copy buddies. What people liked about the Fairview Paper was it was daily unlike the F.News, and that we printed actual letters unlike the F.News use to do (mostly making up their letters and throwing away ones they couldn't use, or giving them to me.) So I decided with some friends that there would be as many Fairview papers made a day as possible, and it would be my job to make either the evens or the odds( I forgot), and we would put contests in them where you could win things. That's what got every body in trouble. The contest was you'd win a buck and a picture with me if you could guess all these secret people behind the Fairview Paper and News, and some other silly people like the anti Christ . As the fill out ballots were being turned in (only 7) we went ahead and killed Bobby Ferguson. What you were supposed to believe as a suicide, was really a murder. Jerry Pimpavelli the replacement writer was about to hold a contest about if you could figure out who Bobby Ferguson's murderer was (like who shot Mr. Burns type a thing). The ballots of the who's who contest were all in, John Vinson got the most points so he became the winner(see below). I said before the contest that I would print the ballots given to me. So this other person not John Vinson but some person, who is also highly respected writes in a ballot, and in it, it says some pretty mean stuff about a certain teacher, along with some doodles. I did not want too print this, but it was against my own laws to censor any thoughts, I showed the person who wrote it, and they didn't want it printed either. Which was a relief. Later in the day some body asked me "Where's the paper today". So I gave the person the only one made. This person writes a even nastier comment about the teacher. Then later in the day I found out the Teacher was handed this piece of paper by a student. I about flipped at the percentage chance. So the next day about four wrongfully accused Jerry Pimpavelli's went down to the office. First I was given a ten day suspension, and charges of sexual harassment after I explained I didn't write the note they wanted me to tell who wrote the note, I refused both the suspension and telling on the person. Then Mr. Wilgren and me made a deal that I could find the person who wrote it, and try and convince them to go to the office, after we both explained we had nothing to do with the freshly written sexual comment about the teacher we were given a 3 day suspension on the grounds of distribution. We both refused it, and won the chance to speak to the superintendent (Dr. David Kirscher). My mom found out, which was what I was worried most about, she was mad. I never got the chance to speak to the superintendent, but my Mom did. She told me he wasn't upset about the teacher incident, but he was afraid of what the paper could do in the future. I don't know much about the man, all I know is he helped pass out those evil documents called SAT (half hour being miserable and a half hour daydreaming) and he shows up at city and school events to take pictures of himself shaking hands with people and then leaves. I also was denied a field trip I was asked on by the vey nice Senior Class President Sara Hastings for student council. Mr. Wilgren said though I was not the example they would want to show of a leader, because of the F. paper incident. I believed he really had no right to do that but that's what loco parentis (insane parents) does. If I could of kept the Fairview Paper going I would of tried to everyone that this school is playing some big conspiracy on us that was one of the big goals I had. The Fairview paper though did live on after that. There were two new writers one by the name of VLAD and the other went by the name Roger Wright, Roger wright was taken from the only person who would give me letters sent through the P.O. Box (26263, Fairview Ohio, 44126),The two Roger Wrights weren't the same person. Later on me and Roger had a conversation about why we weren't cool for writing the Fairview Paper and how come no women dig it. We figured out it might of us made us look kind of nerdy caring about making a daily paper and all, and in the way if you didn't know us, we'd look like we think were smart and we'd look like some kind of anarchist movement people. It also wasted a lot of our time, and seemed more like a chore than having fun. So we decided to stop.

Bill Murrry they understand you, movie reels, hypnosis, New Leonard Cohen on the Block, It would be stooping to low if I mentioned the nudity, but can you understand them. ( ! )

Bloody Tuesday

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Hypnosis Show sponsored by the Fairview Cult Were going to throw this show with bands and hypnosis, and we need a place to throw it at. Expecting over 200 people $5.00 dollar admission. Were looking for people who can palm read, Tarot, etc. Looking for people who can perform hypnosis and is willing to go on stage. Show will probably be held over spring break. I'm personally willing to take around $150 dollars out of my own pocket for the place, if any one has any ideas talk to me or P.O. BOX 26263. Fairview Cult members get Deals on admission and everything else.