DISCLAIMER: This Fairview Cult Bulletin is for CULT MEMBERS ONLY. If you aren't a member of the Fairview Cult, then you must put this Bulletin down right now. If you aren't a cult member then that means that you don't get a lot of cool free stuff in the mail. And don't try to trick us and read it and say you didn't because we are smarter than that. We put in every copy a little electronic eye, infact it is right here: -> O <-. So smile for the camera and enjoy. NON-CULT MEMBERS MUST STOP READING NOW. THE REST IS IMPORTANT INFO ONLY FOR CULT MEMBERS. Thank you.

Normaly, Number 1 would be writing this. However, being Number 1 in the Fairview Cult, he did not have time to do it. So I, Number 4, have decided to do his issue for him. But just letting you know this is done by NUMBER 4. NUMBER 4.

FAIRVIEW HIGH SCHOOL GAME!

Let's see whats new in the FAIRVIEW CULT. Well, for those who don't know, we are online now and can spread our ideas to everyone throughout the world. And also on our web page IS a link to play the on-line Fairview High School game, a game which simulates the average day in the typical Fairview Park teenagers life. Although it is just covers First Period and Second Period now, we are working as fast as possible to bring you a full version with AWESOME pictures and sounds and music. You just have to CHECK IT OUT!! http://members.tripod.com/~FairviewCult/fhsgame.htm

HUMMING IN LUNCH ROOM

If you are in fourth period lunch then you have probably heard a large section of the cafeteria hum a single pitch. If you are in fourth period, join in. Hum at the same pitch and note that everyone else is. It makes a really hypnotic vibration that drives the FHS drones crazy. Yeah and for six period lunch I am going to try to start up the humming so if you are there then make sure to join in.

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Cult members should know what the above means. If not then you should talk to a fellow cult member and ask them.

Hey cult members submit your stories, cult stories, funny stories, ghost stories and stuff to us so we can share it with all of the other cult members.

If i had time and room, there would be some really cool Money Making scheme articles and Fun Mall stuff. Hey look also for Number 3's issue that will have the reprinted "Satan Called Me On The Telephone" road trip article from the old(and now dead) Fairview Paper. It is a great article.

Fairview Cult can be contacted many ways:

1. FC Voice Mail Hotline

2. FairviewCult@goplay.com

3. PO Box 26263

Fairview Park, OH 44126

Or just give your stuff to Number 1 through Number 4.

---Thats it for me now.---

--My real one should come--

-- out soon --

This was done by Number 4 of