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REVIEWS:

Well it started out as reviews but is mostly about what some of the Fairview Cult leaders did on Friday Night. Enjoy.

The Apostle

Friday night Number 3 and I (Number 4) went to Westwood Towncenter to go see a movie. We had two courtesy passes and decided to see The Apostle, thinking it would be a cool action movie like The Saint. We figured out that it was really about a religous guy when the first fifteen minutes were nothing but preaching and yelling Jesus and Halleluiah. It took like half an hour after that to get to the plot; the religous guy (Billy Bob Thorton) hit his ex-wife's new husband with a baseball bat. He ran away and started a new church in this little tiny town then got arrested when everyone loved him in the new town and his church was big. It took for forever for them to arrest him in the end while he did his last service at the new little church. I would say most of the audience was catholics looking for a spiritual time. We probably pissed them off by dancing to the gospel music and singing along and always asking each other "so when is the super satan worm going to come out and attack everyone?" The bottom line on The Apostle: it was pretty lame, long, and boring.

Magical Unicorn /

Cuppachino's Cafe

After the movie, Number 2, Number 3, Woodstoc, and me (Number 4) went up to Magical Unicorn, that coffee house in B.F.E. North Olmstead. They wanted 2 dollars just to enter the place to pay for the band so we complained and haggled it down to 5 bucks for the four of us, a dollar and a quarter a piece. We went to go sit down but this hillbilly worker with a pentagram necklace told us we need to get a drink to sit down. We asked if we could have water and she said yes but only buy bottled. We said screw this and left but Number 2 made sure to get our 5 bucks back. We went to cuppacino's cafe next, which rocked (and we should have gone in the first place). To wrap it up, Magical Unicorn sucks and Cuppacino's Cafe rules.

(More) Reasons To Fear The

Fairview Cult:

1. We are not only in Fairview Park but we are on the Inter-net and are International. We can spread our word to every-one wherever they are!

2. We don't do normal boring cult stuff but more fun exciting stuff like awsome music shows. See, we are a messed up cult because of this

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