Fairview Cult Bulletin
Death day is a holiday which follows directly after valentines day. It was created by me in 6th grade art class as a way to piss off the art teacher.I t then became a holiday tradition ith tradition like writing dirty messages on the back of valentines day candies and sending demonic presents to friends and enemys alike. Death also inspired Kevin Voroselo to write his comic.
Death Day 98
Thisis Victor Cross future cult leader 2. I just wanted to write about Death Day 98. I hope all of yours was good, mine was. It started off at about 3:30. I went to go pick upnumber 2 and four other cult members to go to free show and bent crayon. We get there about 4:10 and this band six parts seven just started. They were from Kent and they played for about 45 minutes. They had like 5 or 6 songs, no words. They were kind of mellow with a lot of harmonics, but they were pretty good. Anywhoo after the show we dropped one person at home and headed to Denny's to get a little grub. We were all there for about 45 minutes eating and stuff.Then we got board waiting to pay the check, so we left without paying "Denny's to my surprise aint that cheap, so we left without paying with out a peep", to quote from my favorite band. So after that we had to drop off another cult member at home. Then number 2 myself and two other cult members headed down to the flats for the SDWB/paparazzi concert. First with a quick stop at my house to pick up a few death day comics to sell at the show. (in case you didn't know, death day is a very cool comic book put out by my brother through best magazine award publishing which also makes capics and important info) So off to the flats we were, rapping along to pure moods (one of my favorite albums) when we got to peabody's we coudn't find a space on the street so we had to pay for parking which sucked. then we tried to get in for free but some skinhead wearing red suspenders caught us and made us pay so we did. When we first got in this one punk band called the hooligans were in the middle of their set. They kind of sucked so we just went around selling death days. By the time the Hooligan were done, we had sold or given away like 75 comics and paparazzi was setting up. Paparazzi started and oh my God they were awsome. If you have not seen this band make it your business to go to their show. They opened up with their introduction song and by the middle of their set they were throwing raw eggs at the crowd it was great! There were however some difficulties with the equiptment due to some kid throwing water at the band but they were good anyhow. Oh and by the way, after paparazzi, 440 played a quick song and they were busting out the phat jams with members 187, Dominic Republican, King Wah, and DJ Faggot on bass. Up next was SDWB and they were rocking the house. they opened up with some hard core song that I've never heard of but it was good or whatever. while SDWB, paparazzi was in the back trying to start a fight with the kid who threw water at them. It was like there were two shows going on at once. Anywhoo, that was the best SDWB performance I've ever seen. So at around 10:30 I left and drove all of my cult friends home. Then i listened to Pure Moods until I fell asleep. All in all, a good Death Day.
Victor Cross
Deathrace is one fast dude. Watch out for him. He'll run you over if you're not careful. He'll be really nice to you as long as you give him cash or other goodies. He won't run you over. He doesn't like poseurs, or kids in big Cadillacs. Deathrace doesn't have a big thumping sound system either... He just drives fast, real real fast.
Death Race
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