The TVs turn on
and you see the principal start to read the morning
announcements:
Good morning, folks, and welcome back to Fairview High School. These
morning announcements are brought to you by Murray's Tranding Cards, located
on Lorain Road. Today is going to be a fun-filled day of fun, starting with
only the first three periods, then a Finast Picnic, sponsored by Finast
Supermarkets, Pepsi, and the Family Council Against the Fairview Cult, which
is commonly refered to as the FCAFC.
Before you leave, I would like to remind you of our new rules this year. First,
no one may wear any tee-shirts relating to cults. Second, no one may have in
their possesion underground or independent student newspapers. Also, we
adopted a new policy written by the FCAFC.
No student is allowed to be in the Fairview Cult. Any student found
to be in the cult must go through a five-day camp at an FCAFC farm, or serve
a 10-day out of school suspension. Thank you and have a good day.
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